my C# notes

Today’s award goes to Chris Brown and Rihanna for the wonderful show they put the last couple of weeks.
So as you all probably know, Chris Brown attacked Rihanna, gave her a fat lip, some bruises and swollen face. dont tell me that you didnt see the photo cause we all did thanx to TMZ. 3 weeks after that whole circus thingy they are back together, Chris brown and Rihanna in Miami , he’s enjoying the Jet ski and she’s enjoying him. So what the hell happened? this doesnt look right! something is missing. of course when you love someone you forgive him for some the mistakes he did, but not beating the hell out of you. so what really happened?? is this some kind of a stunt to get more publicity? well i guess so. make a huge story, leak some pictures, give a wonderful act , and you’re on the cover of every magazine for a couple of months, Chris Brown?? who is that? i gotta buy his CD!! well played Rihanna and Chris, you really deserve this award.

The leaders of the world agreed to put an end to Granny Anderson’s threat to the human race by sacrificing a few innocent people and the career of a designer at his first show for the greater good of the people of the world.

Today’s award goes to all the leaders of the world for this great gift they gave us, hopefully the strategy will work, and no one will ever ask Pamela Anderson to do anything ever again.

The winner of Today’s award is none other than Lynne Spears, Britney Spears mother. Well everybody in the world watched Britney Spears nervous breakdown, the weight problem, shaving her head, drugs addiction….. etc.
And what do you expect from her mother in a situation like that?? To hold her, talk to her, protect her, take her away till she calms down and everything is ok again right?? That’s what any mother would do. Nope, not this time, this is what I think happened , she was holding a note pad and following Britney around all the time and writing notes “ and now she fell daaaawn, her nawse is bleedin, but she’s awlright, she’s still breathin, dawnt you da on me goorl, I nee to finish dat book.”
No I’m serious , what kind of a mother does that to her child?, she wants to put her daughter’s worst moments in a book for money, claiming that her daughter is stronger than ever and she’s over all the madness and the tabloids. Well mama spears you’re gonna get her back in that situation.
That’s what I call a good strategy for getting rich, be close to a celebrity, drive her insane, and write about it, that will get u millions. I expected that from K-fed but it seems that Lynne was faster this time.